Come Closer. I Promise I Won't Bite

Here’s Corfu after taking a bath in his water dish. Yes, he does look like the victim of an oil spill.

Now, let me ask you something:

Would you buy a used car from this bird?
How about a laptop? A cheeseburger?
Would you vote for him for public office?
Would you leave your valuables in his care?

So if, when he’s all dry and cute and fluffy looking, he presses his downy head against the bars of his cage and sweetly chirps for a head rub, would you stick your fingers in his cage and scratch him behind his invisible birdie ears?

That’s what I thought. Don’t say I didn’t try to warn you.